Little Johnnie was at the zoo with his Mum and Dad. He had never seen an elephant before."What's that thing hanging between it's front legs, mum?""That's it's trunk."
Vibram FiveFingers Women sprintVibram FiveFingersVibram FiveFingers sprint"And what's that thing hanging between his back legs?'Embarrassed Mum said, "That's nothing."Johnnie wasn't happy with this answer and asked his father for confirmation."What's that thing hanging between his back legs, Dad?""That's his penis", said Dad."Mum said it's nothing.""Yes, but your mother's been spoiled."